That awkward moment when you set something down for a second and it freakin disappears

theepichumor:

luxuriousglammour:

omg seriously pads and tampons should be free to all women because it’s not something we want to buy and they’re so ridiculously expensive we’re down like 20 bucks every month which adds to about $240 a year and we have to spend it and guys don’t and it’s not our fault so they should be free

we should just stop buying them and bleed on everything they love

tivagasms:

memehunter:

What’s It Like Having A Period

http://memehunter.tumblr.com

Perfection.

What you really said: I think serial killers are interesting.
What they think you said: I'm going to become a serial killer and murder all of you in the most brutal way possible and then use your heads as lamp shades and cook your livers for a nice tasty snack.

rabioheab:

i used to think it was so cool to be still awake when the sun comes up now i just hang my head in shame and throw my laptop at the floor and whisper ‘not again’

me texting my mom: okay, see you at home. love you.
my mom texting me: C u l8r. Luv u 2.

my-life-as-molly:

What are we gonna eat?

mom: *calls my name*
me: what
mom:
me: what
mom:
me: what
mom:
me: what
mom: *yells my name*
me: what
mom: WHY AREN'T YOU ANSWERING ME
aausten